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The new full-length record. The CD is free from the band!

Oh! And Munira Lila made a Be My MJ Watson (Supa Extend0-Mixx!) video for COSY and Larry encoded it and made it downloadable ...so here:
Be My MJ Watson Video (high quality Windows Media)
Be My MJ Watson Video (low quality Windows Media)
Be My MJ Watson Video (iPod)
CREDITS To download Zero Dollars, Zero Sense (2005) as it is on the CD, go to download.com. It's free and you don't have to log in or any crap like that...and I think they like us (they call us "vintage damn-the-Man punk that somehow sounds fresh again." heh)

To download songs for individual listening purposes, continue down:

Kill the Radio (& Red's Sucks)
Be My MJ Watson
Dumb Drunk Skank
Mall Night Clubs Suck
You Can't Spell "Standard" Without "S-T-D"
Go Eats a Bag of Hell (Hello World)
Our Favourite Crazy Gal
Hey Hey Blah Blah Goddamn Life
We Won't Be Bought Out
We're a Bunch of Fuckin' Idiots
Tell the Capitalists to Fuck Off
Let's Change the World

WRODS


Chick Maggot: Keeping the X in Xmas (2004)



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6 winter tunes for your enjoyment! The CD is free. Just contact the band or download it here!

Family-Free Xmas Dinner (No Need For Pants*)
Shinny, Shinny, Shinny
Santa Versus Jack Chick**
Rudolph Whupped My Ass
Here's Your Stupid Present
Auld Lang Syne (Featuring Uncle Outrage***)
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*Chick Maggot recommends wearing shorts or sweats or sweat-shorts or a skirt! Do not go completely pantless around your friends.
**For more info on Jack Chick, just Google "Jack Chick"!
***Yeah, it's been done before...but Uncle Outrage sang on this one! UNCLE FUCKIN' OUTRAGE, PEOPLE!!!


Chick Maggot: The Worst 20 Minutes of Your Life (2002)



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Don't forget the our 2002 release (with Jamie on drums). Download it here!

Dumb Idiot Crap (Worst Band In the City)
If I Grow Up, I Wanna Be an Anarchist
Drummers are Idiots (Guitarists are Assholes)
Ballad of the Asshole Band
One Chord Rock
Prince (Crown Prince) of the Nerd Herd
Happy As Dog Poop (I Feel Warm Inside)
Shit, Shit, Shit, Fuck, Fuck
I Wrote This Song For Me
The Only Punk In Penhold
The Last Stupid Song/intro to Sump'n 'Bout Kids
Sump'n 'Bout Kids

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